Message To My Core Northern Brothers: Buhari is Corrupt!

✍️by: Reno Omokri

Message To My Core Northern Brothers: Buhari is Corrupt. If you cannot stand the bitter truth, then better stop reading here, because you will get angry and shorten your lifespan by the truth I am about to reveal here.

But if, like Shehu Usman Dan Fodio, you know that conscience is an open wound that only truth can heal, then read on.

I decided to write you this open letter after seeing multiple Northern youths jumping into sewers and gutters to celebrate President Muhammadu Buhari’s re-election.

Ask yourselves what are you celebrating. Under Muhammadu Buhari, Nigeria is the world headquarters for extreme poverty. Not poverty, but extreme poverty.

In Kenya, when Uhuru Kenyatta was re-elected, Kenyan youths trended on Twitter for celebrating with nyama choma (Kenya’s version of Suya). But here you are celebrating by jumping into gutters and sewers.

Prepare to get angry by what I am about to say: Former President Goodluck Jonathan’s biggest sin against the power elite of the core North, was his determination to educate Almajiris. People like Muhammadu Buhari and Nasir El-Rufai feared that if Jonathan succeeded in educating the almajiri youth, they would lose their army of gullible youths, like those now jumping into gutters to celebrate Buhari’s reelection.

Let me pause for a while for the truth to sink in, for you to get angry, and then for you to insult me and my lineage.

In case you do not know, there are 12 million children and youths in Northern Nigeria who do not go to school. Those youths are poor. Extremely poor. The ONLY way they can escape from poverty is via education. That is why former President Goodluck Jonathan built 165 almajiri schools and nine new universities in the North.

You are celebrating Muhammadu Buhari’s re-election. You claim he is your champion. Now let me ask you this question: How many schools has Buhari built for you in Northern Nigeria? Not one. Not even ONE. Do not accept my word. Go and investigate. I deal in facts, not fiction. Facts!

In the last four years, one man, Bishop David Oyedepo, has built more schools than the Muhammadu Buhari led Federal Government of Nigeria. Again, do not take my word for it. Go and investigate what I have just written above.

Are you aware that while he was President, Goodluck Jonathan’s children ALL schooled in Nigeria? Compare that to President Buhari. ALL Muhammadu Buhari’s children schooled abroad.

Muhammadu Buhari knows the value of education, so he educated his own children. He also knows the political value of illiteracy, so he leaves your own Northern children uneducated. I know what I am saying is annoying you. I know if you see me, you will stone me. But I know that you also know that it is the truth. That is why it is bitter.

Other than your value as pawns to getting him to power, what other value do you have for Buhari? The Lagos-Kano rail was revived by Jonathan, not Buhari. The Abuja-Kaduna fast railway was built by Jonathan (although conceived by Obasanjo), not Buhari. The only federal university in Buhari’s state of Katsina was built by Jonathan.

You claim he is fighting corruption. Atiku Abubakar has known businesses. He employs over 40,000 Nigerians and yet you call him w thief. Bola Tinubu does not own any known business. Yet money moves into his house in bullion vans. Have you heard that EFCC went to his house, or arrested his people?

Before your very eyes, Buhari, who is fighting corruption, raised the hand of Governor Umar Ganduje of Kano and asked you to vote for him. Have you not seen Ganduje’s video? The man is a common thief. He is a barawo. But that is the man your corruption loving Buhari wants you to vote for.

Other than the mental feeling of superiority that you have over Yan Kudu by having Muhammadu Buhari as President, what tangible benefit has his Presidency brought for you? In Zamfara, Governor Abdulaziz Yari confesses that insecurity is worse now, than under Jonathan. The other day, Governor Kashim Shettima went to Aso Rock to cry about the worsening state of insecurity in Borno.

All these are happening and you are there celebrating by jumping into gutter and sewers. And when one Yan Kudu points out the truth to you mutanen Arewa, you start vibrating in anger.

I have read The al-Quran. The very first verse in the Quran highlights the importance of education by asking you to read and recite the Message. In Islam, the acquisition of knowledge is among the most important and sacred duties for every individual.

The numbers the whole world is now using  (1 to 10) are of Islamic/Arabic heritage. The oldest existing, and continually operating educational institution in the world is the University of Karueein, founded in 859 AD in Fez, Morocco by Islamic scholars. Islam is conducive to education. It is left to you my Northern brothers to decide if Muhammadu Buhari is conducive to education.


Reno Omokri

#1 Bestselling author of Facts Versus Fiction: True Story of the Jonathan Years. Avid traveller. Table Shaker.

SEX IS SPIRIT MATING; DON’T RUSH IT, WAIT FOR IT! 

By: Theophilus  Izobofolo


SEX IS SPIRIT MATING; DON’T RUSH IT, WAIT FOR IT!

Most men agree to ‘no sex’ from the start because they believe that in the long run you will become flexible and start mellowing down little by each. They believe that later you’ll start accepting small small pecks, from small pecks to small small kisses, from small kisses to small small touching when it’s raining, from small touching to small small romance, from small romance pants will come off without them entering, from there GBAM!  they’re in,  and before you realise what you’re doing it has turned into an everyday routine.

uhmm, some of us don’t even know how to enjoy this sex that God has freely given to us. All this one that you people will just lock yourselves up inside the heat, close the windows, bolt the door, buy packets of condoms, drink sachets of tramadol, and still be doing it with a low voice so that your neighbors will not hear you people, untop of that you’ll still be praying that pregnancy should not arise a second time 😂, no rest of mind at all, please is that one sex? I will not even talk about how the devil will just be fanning away your  spiritual life with his facecap, Mtcheeew, you’re just cheating yourself and you don’t know it.

All those ones you’re doing in your relationship and think is enjoyment is just like stealing meat from your mother’s pot, you cannot enjoy it in peace, any little footstep you’re afraid of getting caught, because you know you’re not doing it the right way.

My dear, why not just chill and wait to enjoy this thing with peace of mind when you’re married? I mean, the kind of sex where you can be doing it and be drinking coke. The kind of sex where you can freely leave the windows open and even break down your door.

Guys, the full excitement in sex is on the marriage bed, where there are no fears, no condemnation, or limitations.

The kind of sex you can have on a sunday morning before rushing off to Sunday School😂

The kind of sex that you can boldly do wearing your Scapular and your Holy Rosary.

The kind of sex where you can use the big family Bible on the bed to support her head.

The kind of sex where you don’t need condoms or performance enhancement drugs, or fear unwanted pregnancy.

The kind of sex where you don’t care if the neighbors are hearing your love hymns.

The kind of sex you can have with Hillsong and Pastor Joel Osteen’s tapes playing in the background😋😂.

The kind of sex where the Heavens smile every time you cleave, because what they see is a Spirit exchange.

Wait for it guys, wait for the kind of marriage where the whole house is your marriage bed, from the kitchen table to the couch, to the staircase, to the pool, to the garden, to the bedroom, and even to kissing in  church.

Wait for it, it might look tough now, but the wait is always worth it. I Would have love to tell more but write-up is already long. Bye bye😀🤣. TAG someone and say “WAIT FOR IT!”

Ref: Dr. Udi

BUILDING A NEW NIGERIA

BY  LARA  BISOLA


BUILDING A NEW NIGERIA

Elections have been won and lost; winners should be magnanimous in victory and the opposition should also be gracious in defeat.

Building a new Nigeria does not depends on any political parties or the ruling class but it totally depends on YOU AND I.

We need  ATTITUDINAL REVOLUTION AND REORIENTATION!

That change you and l keeps yearning for will and should start with you and l.

Let the society stop worshipping illegal wealth.

Let parents stop comparing their children with their mates; let them know their children’s source of livelihood and keep encouraging them till they reach their goals and aspirations.

BUILDING A NEW NIGERIAN MUST START WITH YOU AND I.

Let the religious bodies stop worshipping sudden, ill-gotten and improperly acquired wealth!

Enough of dishing out religious titles to people of shady characters all because of “heavy donations ”

BUILDING A NEW NIGERIA MUST START WITH YOU AND I.

Let us stop gratifications for moving files in offices, for awarding contracts, for securing appointments,  for gaining entry into higher citadel of learning.

It is not gratification but bribery.

Let the political class know that power is transient, fame is ephemeral, life itself is vanity and only death is certain. We all come into this world with nothing and either you like or detest it;  you will leave with nothing, absolutely nothing!!!

So be wise and do your best for this country as BUILDING A NEW NIGERIA MUST START WITH YOU AND I.

Let our royal fathers stop open celebration of ill-gotten wealth too; Custodians of norms and culture they are and should be.

Let our youngsters strive never to be a person of uncouth, uncultured, uninformed and unlettered characters.

They should stop dreaming about acquiring wealth at all cost as this new generation must have new set of thinking which will not only help in building a new Nigeria but sustaining its value.

BUILDING A NEW NIGERIA MUST START WITH YOU AND I.

Finally let everyone get busy with Legit work.

Yes, you can dream of becoming big but follow your dreams and aspirations with unrelenting hard work,  reasonable planing and prayer. So that we can all jointly build that new Nigeria.